Upon reaching climax, yell, “THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING,” in a British accent.
Right before he finishes, look to the camera and say “Roll that beautiful bean footage.”
Cosmo sex tip #689 When he asks to fuck you in the ass, respond, “You want to stick your wonka bar in my chocolate factory?”
if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be
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justin bieber need to fall back and realize he’s twilight popular not harry potter popular you feel me
“Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular.”
I’M TOTALLY STEALING THAT
Cape Point, South Africa
Where the Indian and Atlantic Ocean meet.
This amazes me.
Wow.
Woah…
been right at this point
This reminds me of MarioKart and you drove off into the water and then you hit the darker blue water and you were basically fucked and had to give your coins to that creepy flying turtle thing.
two kinds of people